“Dean is bisexual and loves men but he thinks castiel is ugly” is by far the funniest take I’ve seen so far
(via bihet-dragonize)
A quick translation:
Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?
2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.
Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?
2012: Nah, no need.
Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-
2020: FIRES.
Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-
2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.
Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?
2020: PANDEMIC.
Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-
2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.
1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?
1347: Heli-what?
Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?
2020: TILL MARCH.
Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.
1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?
2014: At least you still have the twin towers.
2000: Wait, what do you mean?
1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-
1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!
1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!
1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-
1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-
1945: Here we go again-
2000: Now, seriously, what-
1: Y’all want BREAD?!
1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.
(via bihet-dragonize)
Here tumblr, have some of my creepy mask art
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(Source: weheartit.com, via giggle)
Minette: Hey there cutie, you got a boyfriend? Is he cute? Is he fun?
Urza: I swear to god, if I’m late to class because you’re too busy flirting with your fucking boyfrined instead of ordering your drink I’m going to commit a felony. Order your damn drink!
Midas: Babe, please don’t get me fired or be late to class. Alos quit using *whispers* magic in the open. My boss is gonna get antsy…
———————————————————————————————————–Great news! I finally drew Minette and liked the outcome! Urza, Minette and Mia are done! Now for me to finish Midas (previously known as Robyn btw) and my main OCs will be done! Wish me luck and like, comment, and reblog!
I finally drew Minette!!!! Praise me!!
Reblog this instead of my other post
So my other donation post detailing my anger at being a descendant of enslaved and genocided people has what I assume are white supremacists on it 🙂 so here’s a new post telling you to buy my sympathy and care or die 😀
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